Speaking of "The Body...."
Oh my heck,
It's time for THAT, again!
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About Me
- Joyce Ellen Davis
- 1. In dreams I am often young and thin with long blond hair. 2. In real life I am no longer young, or thin, or blonde. 3. My back hurts. 4. I hate to sleep alone. (Fortunately I don't have to!) 5. My great grandfather had 2 wives at once. 6. I wish I had more self-discipline. (I was once fired from a teaching position in a private school because they said I was "too unstructured and undisciplined." --Who, me??? Naaaahhh....) 7. I do not blame my parents for this. Once, at a parent-teacher conference, the teacher told me my little boy was "spacey." We ALL are, I told her. The whole fan damily is spacey. She thought I was kidding. I wasn't. 8. I used to travel with a theater reperatory company. My parents weren't happy about this. 9. My mother was afraid that I would run off and paint flowers on my cheeks and live in a commune, and grow vegetables. I once smoked pot. ONE TIME. 10. I don't drink or smoke. (Or swear, much. Well, I drink milk, and water, and orange juice, and stuff. Cocoa. I love Pepsi.) 11. Most of my friends are invisible. 12. I am a poet and a writer. All of my writing on these pages is copyrighted. Borrowing (without acknowledgment) is a sin.
BOOKS I HAVE WRITTEN (click on image to buy)
Chrysalis
In Willy's House
TRIPTYCH--Three Short Stories
A Book of Fours
Pepek the Assassin
My Grandkids
Awards
8 comments:
So funny! I can identify - I had the exact same thought a few days ago!!! (Is that you or Shirley McLaine?)
I don't think it's EITHER of us. It's some lady in New Orleans at the Mardi Gras! :D
I know its time but this was a fun reminder ;) Was Brad Pitt unavailable? I'd make my appointment yesterday!
That lady does not appear to understand the instructions.
It's the firt time I've ever smiled about a mammogram!
Place Boobs Here.
I laughed for a full minute.
That contraption looks about as comfortable as some underwires I've owned.
You are a wicked one!
That's me--wicked and aspirin-riddled!
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