Sunday, December 18, 2005
Oh, oh, oh
How about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
What's THAT all about???
And for you all you lawyers in the audience, what do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
An honest politician, a kind lawyer, and Santa were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up? Santa, of course. The other two don't exist!
Then what d'you call someone who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Clause!
And finally: What goes oh, oh, oh? Santa walking backward....
...oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.... *disappears*